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Jul. 4th, 2020 | 03:15 pm

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Latin Is Silly

Nov. 15th, 2017 | 01:55 pm

Me, conjugating new latin-based spells for the final chapters of dh_conscience....


Sapiophile, out.
Trey

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Not Dead Yet

Oct. 9th, 2017 | 08:39 pm

Back from Mayo Clinic. Evening out the dosage for new drugs. Got side-lined by some funky side-effects.

Finally got to work on my office today (new house, we've been living in boxes since June). Partially set up. Still refinishing my desk, and the chair is next. But we're getting there.



Glass of wine and some writing tonight.

Also, the carpet-face on my new rug is Chewbacca.


Sapiophile, out.
Trey

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Conscience: The Undead Beast

May. 14th, 2017 | 05:47 pm

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BDSM & Consent

May. 17th, 2015 | 02:08 pm

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Male Novelist Jokes

Dec. 20th, 2014 | 04:01 am


How many male novelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Wet — You're the Best (Official Video) (2013)

Oct. 16th, 2014 | 02:59 pm
music: Wet - You're The Best

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Conscience

Apr. 9th, 2014 | 05:33 pm

Because I can't seem to finish the damn thing.

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Children, I Am Very, Very Sorry.

Jan. 29th, 2014 | 12:57 am

Tonight, Conscience crossed 600,000 words.

Yes, I'm still working on the epic!fail to end all epic!fails. And no, it's not fucking done yet. Only 25,000 words to go according to the spreadsheet of doom. That means I'll write about 40,000 by the time all's said and done.

Speak to your diety of choice for me? It's gonna take a miracle (and about $300 worth of Lambrusco) to see this bitch finished.


- Trey via mobile

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F-List. Halp!

Nov. 25th, 2013 | 09:14 pm

Do you live near Sydney, Australia? Do you enjoy wild goose chases involving a hot Swedish man?

Please email me. I will owe you the moon.


-sordid

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We Saw Your Boobs

Feb. 25th, 2013 | 08:01 am

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Conscience - Beta?

Feb. 4th, 2013 | 06:30 pm

The next two chapters of dh_conscience are nearly finished. I have 27k, with 3k remaining. 

Anyone have the time to put in a beta? It means you'll get to read the shit about a week in advance. This also necessitates you putting up with my personality for several hours as I pump you for reactions and interpretations. You've been warned. 

I'm looking at having it finished middle of next week. Any takers?


Sapiophile, out. 
sordid

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Trey is a horrible human being.

Nov. 9th, 2012 | 05:47 pm

I'm moving in 15 hours. 

But I'm sitting on my ass, boxes half-packed, furniture still brimming over with junk yet-to-go-in-boxes... and here I sit,  diddling over the wording in useless Conscience sex scenes which may or may not ever see the light of day. 

In short, Trey is a horrible human being, who sucks at life. 

Also, is it awful that I want to win something at The HP FanFic Poll Awards? So fucking bad. Recognition: wouldn't it be nice? But none for you, Trey. You chose this niche... now lie in it.


Sapiophile, out. 
sordid

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Yes, Yes & Yes

Oct. 27th, 2012 | 09:05 am

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Flickers of Conscience

Oct. 16th, 2012 | 02:07 pm


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Conscience: Made of Fail.

Sep. 7th, 2012 | 08:17 pm

Zdravo. 

Conscience has not gone nearly as well as expected since my last update. A compunction of work, moving, and burn-out have dropped me off a week behind my posting schedule. I'm eating its proverbial dust at this point. It's gonna be a sprint-and-a-half to get caught up. 




It's mostly a problem of tone and pacing. The section I'm currently writing is almost back to that "Grimmauld Place," pre-relationship lightness. And it's a difficult transition to make, especially backwards. It's getting tied up in itself. 

I am looking forward to several later chapters. Beretta's "When I Was A Young Girl," especially, has some POV's which I find fascinating. "Intuition" and "Tom Jones" are going to be edgy. Some readers will likely call them favorites, due in part to the return of Severus Snape, and a closer look at Harry's connection with Serbian Nebojsa Radic. These sections will be difficult to read, content-wise. My habit of not shying away from the uglier details of war is going to take a nose-dive for the traumatic. But it's been planned for quite some time, led up to and foreshadowed to high-hell, and the fic as a whole won't work without this tangent. (And by "whole," I am of course referring to the two sequels which I will under no circumstances be writing. Period. Naturally.)

I'm off to drink my face off and try to fire off some words. 

Also, I must be to work at 7am tomorrow. 

This is going to be interesting. 



Sapiophile, out. 
sordid


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GIFs, Custom Layouts, & Other Visual Nonsense

Sep. 2nd, 2012 | 03:00 pm

Dear F-list, 

I'm looking for someone who speaks the language of GIFs, custom LJ layouts, and other such graphics/visualness. I've decided to get off my ass and actually get The Sentence Fest rolling.

Here's what I need: 

#1 - A simplistic, streamlined design for the LJ page. Right now it's some horrible pre-set LJ crap that's not going to attract anyone. I'm thinking a white or egg-shell background with nearly illegible cursif, like with ink drippings and things crossed out, a little old-fashioned and romantic-looking with the handwriting. And have that be the background to the page, with a similarly-colored center section that scrolls, showing posts and such--maybe with a solid black picture-frame around it to sort of designate the space. I'm open to other interpretations, but I want to keep it classy and a little modern/minimal. 

#2 - A pimping GIF. I'm thinking, again, a white background, this time with a blinking cursor. It would blink a few times, and then type out, "THE SENTENCE FEST." Wait a few seconds, blinking cursor moves to the next line and types "... are you ready?" Or something to that effect. This is something I can use to spam the comms I'm recognized in, as well as pass on to others to post in their niche fandoms and communities. We might need a second JPEG image in a similar style with the prompting and posting dates, as well as a link to the FAQ.

#3 - Some participation banners. This will help to spark interest after the first round. If someone would be willing to make up a PDF with a coordinating design--white background, maybe a pen or the blinking cursor again--I would be willing to take-up arms and spend the time typing in each participant's name to customize. 


sentence_fest is going to be fantastic. I can feel it in my bones. I want to get this project off the gorund. God knows I need the outlet, with original shit coming out my ears faster than I can voice-record on my cell-phone while sitting at a stoplight....


Sapiophile, out. 
sordid

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For E.

Aug. 27th, 2012 | 02:07 am


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Conscience Updates

Aug. 27th, 2012 | 01:05 am

Zdravo. 

Updates to the massive beast have gone entirely better than expected this past month. 



8-27-12


Next month, however, isn't looking so bright. I have a lot to crank out, and not a lot of time to do it in. The upcoming sections are my classic "fluff, romance, cutesy... woah!horror!death!destruction! out of no-where" style. We have a spoiler-rific Christmas holiday in France followed, almost immediately, by a POW interlude. But the end is totally tangible now. That's a relief. 

Anyone looking to join the beta crew should drop me an email and we'll see about getting you the links. Works best if you have gmail. 

Time to jump back on Grindr.

Sapiophile, out.
sordid

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Conscience

Aug. 3rd, 2012 | 09:17 pm

The next two months of dh_conscience look a little something like this:

8-3-12

Ambitious. Maybe overly so. Can I crank out a chapter in the next two days? We'll see what a night of binge drinking downtown with the boys has to say about that! I came back from a sick day to find out I'm being promoted, so I nigh-on deserve a fucking drink tonight.


Sapiophile, out.
sordid

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